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No microwave · no sandwich · gluten-free · dairy-free

COLD LUNCH, SOLVED.

Cold, portable, gluten-free, dairy-free. Four constraints stacked, and nothing online holds all four — until this.

Instant download · 24-page printable PDF

The Cold Lunch, Solved book, set on the table
Sound familiar?

THE INTERNET'S BEST COLD LUNCH IS CHEESE.

№ 01

The communal microwave

Shared, crumby, and a fight you don't want to have every day at noon.

№ 02

The bread that falls apart

No gluten-free bread holds a sandwich together by lunchtime.

№ 03

The lunchable

Five hundred comments, and the top answer is sliced cheese. Not available to you.

The contents

WHAT'S INSIDE

Eight tools that work together. Reads like a table of contents, because it is one.

Look inside

REAL PAGES. REAL FOOD.

These aren't mockups — this is the actual book you download.

The build grid
The build grid
The combinations
The combinations

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Founding families

AT REAL TABLES NOW

Our founding families are cooking their first month right now.
Their words go here — real names, real dinners, no exceptions.

A LETTER FROM OUR KITCHEN

If you're reading this, you know the 5 o'clock feeling. Standing at the fridge, trying to figure out what goes on the table that's gluten-free, dairy-free, and won't start a standoff with your kids.

We know it because we've lived it. When our family went gluten- and dairy-free, dinner turned into a nightly puzzle. The meals we leaned on were suddenly off-limits, eating out got stressful, and “what's for dinner?” started to feel like a trick question.

So we did the only thing we could. We figured it out. We cooked our way through a lot of dinners, tossed the ones the kids wouldn't touch, and kept going until it stopped feeling like a restriction and started feeling like how we eat.

That's this book. The 30 dinners actually on rotation in our house, plus the tools we wish someone had handed us on day one. No hard-to-find ingredients. No sad “free-from” versions of real food. Just meals the whole family sits down to, together.

You've got this. And now you're not figuring it out alone. We're right here with you.

One small ask: when our emails land in your inbox, hit reply and tell us who you're cooking for. We read every single one.

— The Garoutte Family

Real food. Real results. No compromises.

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The promise

EVERYTHING IN THE KIT, YOURS TODAY

$12

Office workers avoiding the shared microwave, shift workers, students, and parents packing for a dairy-free celiac kid. Only gluten-free? Add cheese back — the grid doesn't change.

  • № 01 Instant download on Etsy — the PDF is in your Etsy purchases the moment payment clears.
  • № 02 Free updates — when a kit improves, the new file appears at your same download link.
  • № 03 If a file won’t open or you bought the wrong kit, message us on Etsy and we’ll make it right.
Fair questions

ASKED & ANSWERED

Does anything need reheating?

No. Every combination is built to eat cold, and the ones that need a cold pack say so.

Is the food-safety page real guidance?

It follows USDA and FoodSafety.gov lunch-packing guidance, cites it, and says plainly where we're not sure.

Nut-free school?

Every peanut item has a sunflower-butter swap on the card.

3 dinners, on us

Not ready to commit? START WITH THREE DINNERS, FREE.

Night 1 · Carnitas
Night 1 · Carnitas
Night 2 · Beef bowls
Night 2 · Beef bowls
Night 3 · Zuppa
Night 3 · Zuppa

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